車禍

  今天發生有生以來第一次的車禍(希望是最後一次),而且很明顯完全是對方的錯。當時我正在光復路以 50 (km/hr)的車速前進,沒錯,我記得很清楚我的車速,因為光復路很多照相機跟路邊警察 -.-,所以我很少會超速,就在這時候,右前方路邊正停著一輛藍色小貨車,大家都知道小貨車雖然叫小貨車,但也足以擋住那台車前面的所有東西。就在我正巧準備通過那輛車時,一位可愛的小姐就騎著一部機車突然橫衝出來,依照她的模樣,正好買完路邊的小吃攤正準備回家,因此做了一個右轉 270 的迴轉動作(為什麼她不左轉 90 度就好…-.-),當然在她只轉了 180 度的時候,她的車身已經完全橫在路中央,而且是速度相當快的迴轉,或許她自認技巧不錯,但可惜的是她忘記這條路好像不是她家開的,我一看到馬上往左撇,但已經為時已晚,正當我全力使用全手工ABS原理試圖達到最大煞車效果時,一顆 500 元的廉價輪胎卻不領這個情,所幸我仍然將速度瞬間由 50 km/hr 降到 <10km/hr,但整個車身仍然用 45 度角撞上了對方,但對方當時似乎還沒意試到現象的情形,還試著加速拖離我對她的襲身,當時的我已經摔下車來,只見我的右腳卡在她的機車底下被硬生生拖了一公尺,當時我的腦中一片空白,只覺右腳腳踝很痛,真的差點骨折。終於這兩秒鐘的事情發生完後,我立刻甦醒過來並馬上針對我的右腳進行各項測試工作(請勿任意模仿,未經醫生許可的測試動作只會加劇傷勢),很明顯我不是醫生,但我急著要瞭解右腳還是不是還屬於我,因此便開始走動起來,所幸一切正常,但我知道,明天將是痛苦的一天,這種扭傷的傷勢往往比骨折或挫傷影響得更深遠。只見附近的目擊者紛紛趕來幫忙,並很直接的指出那位小姐的錯誤行為,我都不用費心去解釋整個發生經過,那位小姐就已經完全無話可說,自動投降。

  不知道明天還該不該去上班呢?…應該說不知道有沒有辦法去上班?…-.-

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